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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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