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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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