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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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