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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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