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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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