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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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