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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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