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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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