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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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