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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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