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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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