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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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