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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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