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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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