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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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