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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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