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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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