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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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