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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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