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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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