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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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