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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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