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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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