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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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