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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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