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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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