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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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