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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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