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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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