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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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