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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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