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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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