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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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