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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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