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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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