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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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