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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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