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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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