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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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