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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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