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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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