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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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