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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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