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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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