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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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