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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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