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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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