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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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