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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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