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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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