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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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