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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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