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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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