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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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